Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Sexpo, Brisbane 2009

Warning: 18SX

Here is the long awaited post about the Sexpo that I went to on March 1st.


I know I kept saying that this entry will be up next but I ended up writing 2 pictureless entry. Damn potong stim I know but I have my reason. I purposely wanted to create the excitement and curiosity in you and after you read on, you'll realise that this Sexpo offers nothing much and it's pretty boring!


Trust me. That's how I felt after visiting to the Sexpo. As a reader, you should at least feel how the writer feels too, right?


Cut the crap. Let the disappoinment hamsapness in you excitement starts.

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Now you see the excitement written all over their face.




Miraculously the facial expression were gone the moment they got inside. LOL.

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Xu, one of my cute cute housemate ^.^


(The 5 of us went first, the rest all came later. This proves how hamsap we are wtf. Can't wait to see topless people ma)


To be honest, I didn't take any photos of the exhibition hall because I'm afraid that I'm not allowed to (I didn't see anyone taking pictures around that's why). Well, let me illustrate instead.

This Sexpo is like those normal exhibitions that you can find in Malaysia (eg. PC Fair) which consists of many booths around but instead of selling of electronics, they sell sex toys (yum~). Instead of having sexy models in skimpy clothing trying to sell you laptops, they have topless models around the place for you to take pictures with them. Yes, you can take picture with those topless models but the catch is.... you have to pay! Well, duh!!! There's no free lunch in this world isn't it? LOL.


The guys actually paid to have their picture taken with those topless models but I'm not allowed to post the photos here in order to protect their "clean&clear" image wtf.

Girls, too, can pay to have their photo taken with the male models. But I did not. You want to know why???




THEY ARE NOT EVEN NAKED!!! THEY HAVE A PIECE OF CLOTH THAT LOOKS LIKE A MINI APRON (my description sucks I know) COVERING THEIR LITTLE BROTHER LOR! WHAT IS THERE TO SEE? That's the reason why I not willing to pay wtf.


The truth is I'm too shy to take pic with them okay? I'm a very shy person when it comes to stuff like this. Please believe the latter. Pleaseeeeeeee...

To sum things up, Sexpo offers the following:-
1) Topless model
2) Damn many types of sex toys and I felt so 'educated' after visiting to Sexpo. Seriously.
3) Damn many skimpy clothing and porn DVDs
4) Sexy+muscular male models
5) Sexpo Sex Train Ride (provided you pay)
6) Stripshow (provided you pay)
7) Pole dancing by sexy girls

I believe there are many more but my memory often fails me lately. I have to store too many journal readings in my brain that's why. You have to pay for almost everything except for free performances at certain scheduled time and free porn magazines.


No worries to both my brothers. I'll be keeping it and bring it back to Malaysia for you both. LOL.



Next, we went for the free show by the Bad Boy something something. Wtf I don't even bother to remember the names because they are so gay!

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Threesome Gay Dance Bad Boy dance to sound good. They are all covered up.

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Then slowly stripping.


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And that's the max they stripped. Booo~~

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Please use your imagination on what he's doing.

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This one no need to use your imagination.

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Please use your imagination again.

Don't you think it's boring? But the crowds think otherwise.

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I dislike muscular guys who dance please! That's so gay.



We continued to walk around (refused to leave so early because we paid so much for the entrance fee!) and was disgusted amazed by this uncle.


(I used the spoiler tag so that you all get to choose whether you want to see or not - at your own risk of course)



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I actually have photos of him naked with full front view of his little brother but Photobucket was so fast in blocking my images from showing :( So this is the most that I can show you.

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So disappointed to see old uncle drawing instead of hot young chicks or hunks naked isn't it? I am too T____T But again, I can't show the photos so too bad.





I can see that some of you are traumatized by the photos above. To compensate, here's something to lighten you up.

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Omg I think the black hair guy in the middle is sooooooo cute!!!

Oh yes, that's the mini apron that covers their little crouch that I mentioned earlier :) Damn sexy.




That's the end of the entry. Disappointed?

I bet I am :(




Now you know how I feel after reading this entry, don't you?

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