Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Funny Poem

(This is a forwarded message that I got from a friend in Friendster. Pretty funny, so enjoy~)

Malaysia semua babi,
our government is so lousy,
make the college becomes no quality,
Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk university.
It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study in oversea,
so I always feel I'm so pity.

Every college are greedy,
sini sana all need money,
their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because there sucks my money.

Exam questions full of difficulty,
it has a reason only,
which is to earn more money,
because we retake money masuk lagi.
The staffs always no aksi,
they did wrong never say sorry,
before asking please show them your money,
otherwise they won't be happy,
we pay them their salary, they still make us so angry.
that's why i wanna study hard to earn more and more money

Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
never try to wake up early,
always hope college sekarang cuti,
everyday go to class feel so sleepy,
lecturer always scold me lazy.
do assignment just like to copy,
before the final feels so worry,
every nite study until crazy,
because scared scold by mummy.

Why my class don hav any pretty,
those elephant always show me how she's sexy,
the monster wanna treat me nicely,
like that i better mati.

my looking is f*ckin ugly,
saya mari girl girl pun lari,
everyday date them they will say they busy,
semua orang pun tak ada hati,
make me always so lonely,
therefore, i only can watch porn movie.

CS always let people bully,
maybe i am really so lousy,
luckily kill ppl can make me happy,
so i won't feel so lonely..

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